Last updated 08/01/02 |
Here you'll find all the answers to all the questions in the world. However, if you truely believe that your burning question has yet to be answered then Email us (address at top of the screen) at any time, seven days a week...etc... Emails should cost you no more than £350 (That's $800,000,000,000,032).
I WISH TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT... I WANT TO CONTACT YOU FOR OTHER REASONS I WANT TO BUY THIS WEBSITE AND/OR THE FILM RIGHTS HOW OFTEN DO YOU UPDATE THIS LOVELY PLACE? YOU LIAR! THERE HASN'T BEEN AN UPDATE IN AGES! HOW ABOUT DESIGNING THE WEBSITE FOR 800x600+ MONITORS? I CAN'T DOWNLOAD SOMETHING, CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME? I THINK I'VE FOUND A PILE OF ANTHRAX SOMEWHERE ON YOUR SITE WHAT EQUIPMENT ARE YOU USING TO CREATE YOUR FILM? REALLY? THAT'S STONEAGE EQUIPMENT! I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR YOUR FILM/SITE HOW DID YOU DO THAT EFFECT IN YOUR FILM? THAT DAVE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY BEAST DON'T YOU EVER GET BORED OF WRITING ALL THIS POO-POO? F.A.Q. stants for frequently asked questions, although most sites make them all up before they even get asked any questions (this site included). Well, you can Email us at shosk@creators.co.uk and although we'll look in to all complaints, chances are we'll just think you're sad and ignore it! Sorry, but if you don't like it you can go suck an egg. Our Email address is shosk@creators.co.uk. Please Email us, we like post and we're very lonely. Check the rest of the F.A.Q. first though in case your question is answered, otherwise we'll only reply with a 'OPEN YOUR EYES!' kinda comment that'd probably make you cry. Sure, that'd be £1,000,000 please. Oh don't worry, postage and packaging is included. Email us... blah blah blah... shosk@creators.co.uk... blah blah blah... and we'll try and fix it as soon as possible =) Very often indeed! We understand how annoying dead websites can be so we'll try our best to please you lot! We do other things too! Actually, that's a lie. Chances are if there isn't an update in a while we're either away, or dead. Diary entries are updated whenever we can all find a day off at the same time to film the damn thing! Sorry, I can't at the moment. I'm using a dodgy old monitor (as explained in the DIARY). As soon as I get a better one I may consider it, but then other people in my situation wouldn't be able to view the site properly. We might have a visitor poll or something if it's bothering anyone, but I'm sure you can cope with this site being narrower than others. No! Sorry, but if you can't download something then it's probably the fault of our host so try again later. Plus, we can't be doing with sending large Emails all the time! Yeah, that'll be our mate Osama Bin Laden. He's bonkers! Such a clown, playing pranks on us all the time. Go see a doctor, they'll sort you out... Software-wise we use Adobe Premiere for editing and 3D Studio Max 3 for most effect work. Our editing computer is an OAP of a computer and the Specs would cause you to laugh at us. We use two VHS-C video cameras mainly, although we do have access to better cameras. Well we're putting it on to VHS, Video Disc & the internet when the film's completed, so it'd be stupid to go any higher! Great! Send your lovely idea along! Of course the only thing we can offer you in return is a place in the films credits but hey, all the big names are after a place in our credits. When it's turning in to a car park. I'm sure you've told me that one before. Some effects are explained in the effect section, otherwise we're not going to spoil the magic for you. Ok then, it's all CGI... HAPPY NOW? If you really want to know the details then get in touch ;) Too right. Yes. |
